Evil Step Dad's definitions

Dirty Francisco

The act of receiving a drunken perverted text message from your brother-in-law.

Dad... Jarreth just told me I have a nice ass.
Dont worry sweetie, that was a Dirty Francisco!

by Evil Step Dad November 15, 2015

Bonino

The process by which a family member leaves the house, home, and/or family behind by spreading lies that you are going to be kicked out anyway. Usually followed up by never contacting them again.

Hey man...where's your daughter?

I dunno...I think she went Bonino.

by Evil Step Dad October 18, 2008