Definitions by Everything Bagel

Grand Theft Oreo

When you steal more than one serving of Oreos from a group pack. The group packs usually have rules permitting one serving of Oreos at a time.

Person 1: Man, I just committed grand theft Oreo
Person 2: Can I have some?
Person 1: No

Working like a Mexican and saving like a Jew.

Where's Brian? The kid works like a Mexican and has nothing to show for it. What a Jexican