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Definitions by European Bob

tongue on brown 

Anal Fellatio, as carried out by fudge-packers and overpaid top-heavy pornstars.
What do you want in yer sandwich today?
- Tongue on brown please!

Porn Dwarf 

Vertically-challenged skin artiste.
Fuck me that bird is short, bet she's a porn dwarf in her spare time
Porn Dwarf by European Bob May 1, 2003