Porn Dwarf

Vertically-challenged skin artiste.
Fuck me that bird is short, bet she's a porn dwarf in her spare time
by European Bob May 01, 2003
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tongue on brown

Anal Fellatio, as carried out by fudge-packers and overpaid top-heavy pornstars.
What do you want in yer sandwich today?
- Tongue on brown please!
by European Bob May 07, 2003
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nad sacks

Oh shit, nad sacks!
by European Bob May 06, 2003
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