Definitions by Eugene 206

Lynn Spears 

1. Mother of Britney Spears and Jamie Lynn Spears. She must be SO proud of how they've turned out.

2. The definitive 'stage mom', and all the proof that should ever be needed to make it a criminal act to be one.

3. Presumably, a frustrated performer trying to live vicariously through her kids.

Well, at least one of Lynn Spears' kids has stayed out of trouble!

Lynn Spears by Eugene 206 March 3, 2008

Britney Spears circa 2007 

In contrast to Britney Spears circa 1999, a testament to just how far downhill someone can go in eight years.

I'd much rather look at pictures of Britney Spears circa 1999 than Britney Spears circa 2007.

Britney Spears circa 2007 by Eugene 206 February 28, 2008

Britney Spears 

Paris Hilton with kids.

Britney Spears is famous for being famous

Britney Spears by Eugene 206 October 4, 2007