Definitions by Ethel Faust

No One Messes with Joe 

Acknowledgement that, no matter what the task, the person appointed will accomplish it.

Person 1-"How is Tim going to stop that nuclear bomb?"

Person 2-"I have no idea, but he will, because no one messes with Joe."

No One Messes with Joe by Ethel Faust February 24, 2009

Ikea Lust

The act of walking into an Ikea store, immediatly falling in love with every piece of furniture therein, and resolving someday (when you are rich and/or famous) to buy everything in said store.

I've got such bad Ikea Lust, we might have to extend our trip by a couple days so we can go back and look at everything again!

Ikea Lust by Ethel Faust August 18, 2008