Jimmy Dean

verb, a back-formation from the sausage introduced by former country-western musician Jimmy Dean;denotes a celebrity leaving the entertainment business to produce commerical products. Will someday be applied to Kid Rock, Eminem, and Al Sharpton.

Hoo-doggie! That Eminem sure Jimmy Deaned when he introduced that new line of tampons!

by Ernest Peabody July 26, 2006

whistling masturbator

A human who whistles while masturbating.

Here comes that whistling masturbator again--better get the umbrella.

by Ernest Peabody August 07, 2006

grudgebaby

Noun denoting the offspring conceived by a married woman while her husband is away for a period of months or years; e.g., at war or in the joint.

Moe: I don't understand how my wife had a baby a month ago. I mean, I'd been away for two years!

Joe: Well, Moe, that kid's a grudgebaby. Somebody had it in for you.

by Ernest Peabody August 02, 2006