Definitions by Erika Mustermann

Moridge 

To fuck something up so badly, it's completely unsalvageable.
Fractal wrongness, a total failure.

"LOL my sister told this guy to fuck off on the way to her job interview, and when she got there he WAS ON THE INTERVIEW PANEL!"
"Wow, she REALLY Moridged THAT one up then didn't she".

Moridge by Erika Mustermann June 28, 2025

Carr 

Someone who sucks jam, jelly or marmalade out of the saggy loose folds of skin that flap and sag over the feet of their maternal grandmother.

Urgh, I just stepped in something - I bet my dog has been Carring again. I'll never get the cheesy smell of grandmother flavoured jam out of the carpet now!

Carr by Erika Mustermann March 7, 2025

Howard Carr 

Someone who sucks jam, jelly or marmalade out of the saggy loose folds of skin that flap and sag over the feet of their maternal grandmother.

Urgh, I just stepped in something - I bet my dog has been Howard Carring again. I'll never get the cheesy smell of grandmother flavoured jam out of the carpet now!

Howard Carr by Erika Mustermann March 7, 2025

Oosthuizen 

A silly sod, a complete buffoon. One lacking in wit, intelligence and wisdom.

See that new guy at work? He's just put his face in the deep-fryer. What a Oosthuizen.

Oosthuizen by Erika Mustermann December 5, 2024