Oosthuizen

A silly sod, a complete buffoon. One lacking in wit, intelligence and wisdom.

See that new guy at work? He's just put his face in the deep-fryer. What a Oosthuizen.

by Erika Mustermann December 05, 2024

Howard Carr

Someone who sucks jam, jelly or marmalade out of the saggy loose folds of skin that flap and sag over the feet of their maternal grandmother.

Urgh, I just stepped in something - I bet my dog has been Howard Carring again. I'll never get the cheesy smell of grandmother flavoured jam out of the carpet now!

by Erika Mustermann March 07, 2025

Carr

Someone who sucks jam, jelly or marmalade out of the saggy loose folds of skin that flap and sag over the feet of their maternal grandmother.

Urgh, I just stepped in something - I bet my dog has been Carring again. I'll never get the cheesy smell of grandmother flavoured jam out of the carpet now!

by Erika Mustermann March 07, 2025

Moridge

To fuck something up so badly, it's completely unsalvageable.
Fractal wrongness, a total failure.

"LOL my sister told this guy to fuck off on the way to her job interview, and when she got there he WAS ON THE INTERVIEW PANEL!"
"Wow, she REALLY Moridged THAT one up then didn't she".

by Erika Mustermann June 28, 2025