Definitions by Erik Madsen

Hose Equity 

An erection or hard-on. Attributed to instant message typo for "Home Equity"

"Dude, I had massive hose equity"

Hose Equity by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004

Hose Equity Loan 

Viagra. See also "hose equity".

"Bob Dole is slinging Hose Equity Loans"

Hose Equity Loan by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004

Twat Shop 

A company guided or principled by women.

Dude you better lose your dick, you're working at the Twat Shop.

Twat Shop by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004