Hose Equity

An erection or hard-on. Attributed to instant message typo for "Home Equity"
"Dude, I had massive hose equity"
by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004
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Hose Equity Loan

Viagra. See also "hose equity".
"Bob Dole is slinging Hose Equity Loans"
by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004
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Twat Shop

A company guided or principled by women.
Dude you better lose your dick, you're working at the Twat Shop.
by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004
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