Definitions by Eric Keeping

Jigalope 

A south african cross between a jigalo, an antelope, and a very naughty can of cranberry sauce. Most often found grazing near the bathing hole of the local village, it's quite tasty on crackers, or mixed with gumbo.

"The wild Jigalope scattered itself scarce when the local law enforcement caught it peeping."

Jigalope by Eric Keeping December 27, 2005

Scurvy Cur 

What you call someone when they've double crossed you, or have marroned you on an island. Normally to be shouted in a coarse voice, mostly angry, at the leader of the offending group, or at the pasty looking kid who ratted you out.

"Avast ye, scurvy cur!"

Scurvy Cur by Eric Keeping December 17, 2005