Definitions by Eric Franz

wompus 

the most hideous creature ever. Usually preying on the weak and inebriated individual with beer goggles on. You can find one at your local pub and usually around 7am in the morning wandering the streets looking for one last "kill" before day break.

Man 1: What happened to Joe?
Man 2: I think that wompus got him.
Man 1: OH SHIT!

Woman: "Hey baby. Do you come here often?"
Man: "Get out of my face, WOMPUS!"

wompus by Eric Franz January 18, 2007

lounging 

sitting on a bean bag chair, naked, eating cheetos

Phone rings
Man 1: hello
Man 2: what are you doing?
Man 1: just lounging.
Man 2: me too.

lounging by Eric Franz January 18, 2007

hot pocket 

name for a pastry that took after the pop tart. except it is filled with nasty meat. It can only be served 2 ways;
1. Warm outside, frozen inside.
2. boiling lava hot, will destroy your mouth.
usually given to patients suffering from constipation.

Hey Travis, would you like a hot pocket?
NO!

hot pocket by Eric Franz January 18, 2007