Epic Fail Girl's definitions

pooper

The anus or rectum.

THE POOPER IS CLOSED DUE TO MUDKIPZ

(This sentence is here to avoid the 'too many capital letters' problem.)

by Epic Fail Girl October 23, 2007

maggot

Maggots are the things crawling under the banana I haven't thrown out.

Since I left my banana on the table for some weeks, it has become the home of some maggots. ...I think most of them are dead by now, though.

by Epic Fail Girl October 30, 2007

burger king

A well-known fast food joint.

I only ate from Burger King once, my burger was over cooked, and the fries tasted very defrosted.

by Epic Fail Girl January 30, 2008