5 definitions by Enzo Di Angelo
A word to describe someone who is either completely blackout drunk, or someone who is really high off drugs. Or both.
by Enzo Di Angelo May 9, 2021
by Enzo Di Angelo May 9, 2021
Completely and utterly perplexed. Beyond confused. Hornswaggled to the point of migraines. The feeling of pure discombobulatation you get when someone says something so incredibly moronic that it makes you reconsider freedom of speech as a human right, and forces you to wonder whether they were struck by a falling coconut while you weren’t looking. The unadulterated bewilderment you experience when someone’s life has gone so devastatingly wrong, and they are so psychologically disturbed that they believe that you can wear ankle socks with trousers and not look like a complete cretin. Baffled
Person 1: Did you take the BDSM test?
Person 2: Yeah, and I’m absolutely hobblegobbled as to how I got 92% pet.
Person 2: Yeah, and I’m absolutely hobblegobbled as to how I got 92% pet.
by Enzo Di Angelo November 8, 2021
Completely and utterly perplexed. Confused beyond reason. Hornswaggled to the point of migraines and to the brink of psychological ruin. The feeling of pure discombobulation you experience when someone has the unmitigated audacity to say something so divinely and unequivocally moronic that it forces you to reconsider freedom of speech as a human right. The feeling of outright bewilderment when you’re subjected to when some miscreant has the unmitigated audacity to even suggest that wearing ankle socks and trousers is in any way acceptable; Baffled.
Person 1: Hey, did you do the BDSM test??
Person 2: Yeah, and I’m absolutely hobblegobbled that I somehow got 92% pet.
Person 2: Yeah, and I’m absolutely hobblegobbled that I somehow got 92% pet.
by Enzo Di Angelo November 8, 2021
by Enzo Di Angelo May 9, 2021