Facedowner

Someone whose Facebook updates are always dismal and depressing.

I'm really tired of reading Suzie's status updates about her rotten life. She's a real Facedowner.

by English Geek March 15, 2010

Therapybooker

People who perpetually write Facebook status updates about how depressed they are or how bad their life is so they can get sympathetic comments from their friends.

Mary is such a therapybooker. She really needs to see a counselor.

by English Geek March 15, 2010