A much needed update on the non offensive cuss word drat. Emphasizing pain, grievance and frustration, without the need to scream blasphemies such as shit, bollox, arsehole, fucking wankbox wanker I want to strangle your fucking budgie and shit through your sunroof you son of a dectepit cunt, or the like.
Aaargh, buzzlefudge my buzzlefudging arm has just been mangled in a tractors bollox. I wish I hadn't been to buzzlefudging private school so I could yell fucking arsehole cunting farmer knob twat etc.....instead.
by Engleflange McMangletrumpet August 26, 2014
An assortment of various queers churned spunk that dribbles out of a minceing anal cock-pit after he's been bummed daft and left in a heap like a cock gagging spunk dump
The little faggot cant walk straight and hes got paggered porridge oozing out of his busted sphincter
by Engleflange McMangletrumpet August 23, 2014
by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 10, 2014
God u should have seen the shit I just did. God darned nearly shit in me undies. It looked like fizzy gravy
by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 10, 2014
the act of friglicking a honeypot to the point of rapturous orgasm wherupon she squirts come into your mouth and leaving her slippier than a buttered up Charles Bronson
Ooh. I give her a right good gusset greasing. Howling like a rabid wolf she were as she squirted all over me chevvy chase. Lovely. She still cant walk straight
by Engleflange McMangletrumpet June 21, 2014
I worked her into a right frenzy with a good gusset flossing. She loved it she did. I had her bucking like a mule
by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 10, 2014