Gusset greasing

the act of friglicking a honeypot to the point of rapturous orgasm wherupon she squirts come into your mouth and leaving her slippier than a buttered up Charles Bronson
Ooh. I give her a right good gusset greasing. Howling like a rabid wolf she were as she squirted all over me chevvy chase. Lovely. She still cant walk straight
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buzzlefudge

A much needed update on the non offensive cuss word drat. Emphasizing pain, grievance and frustration, without the need to scream blasphemies such as shit, bollox, arsehole, fucking wankbox wanker I want to strangle your fucking budgie and shit through your sunroof you son of a dectepit cunt, or the like.
Aaargh, buzzlefudge my buzzlefudging arm has just been mangled in a tractors bollox. I wish I hadn't been to buzzlefudging private school so I could yell fucking arsehole cunting farmer knob twat etc.....instead.
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Idaho pancake

Similar, yet far more elaborate and blessed than the Boston pancake.

Only taking place on the sabbath, requiring totem poles, a menstruating massachessetts milf, 3 tubs of Yorkshire lard and a midget masquerading as a dwarf, the ritual must make all parties involve retch, or at the very least sick yo the back teeth.

The pancake must be blended by the confused midget dwarf, liberally applied between the milfs tits and pounded 3 times by the totem pole by a reformed gambling native Indian.

The stench needs to be detected in an are covering 3 Square miles to signify chief Chawawas favourite squaw
That fat bitch just got idaho pancaked
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Idaho pancake

Similar, yet far more elaborate and blessed than the Boston pancake.

Only taking place on the sabbath, requiring totem poles, a menstruating massachessetts milf, 3 tubs of Yorkshire lard and a midget masquerading as a dwarf, the ritual must make all parties involve retch, or at the very least sick to the back teeth.

The pancake must be blended by the confused midget dwarf, liberally applied between the milfs tits and pounded 3 times by the totem pole by a reformed gambling addicted native Indian.

The stench needs to be detected in an area covering 3 Square miles to signify the inportance of Big Chief Chawawas favourite squaw
That fat bitch just got idaho pancaked
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fizzy gravy

The resultant mess left in the bog after a violent bowel explosion
God u should have seen the shit I just did. God darned nearly shit in me undies. It looked like fizzy gravy
by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet April 01, 2014
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cobblespange

Absolute nonsense, utter tripe. Meaningless drivel often associated with being off yer trumpet
Bernie was talking a right load of cobblespange. Fuck knows what it was about. He needs to stay off the glue
by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 30, 2014
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