13 definitions by Engleflange McMangletrumpet
God u should have seen the shit I just did. God darned nearly shit in me undies. It looked like fizzy gravy
by Engleflange McMangletrumpet March 10, 2014
the act of friglicking a honeypot to the point of rapturous orgasm wherupon she squirts come into your mouth and leaving her slippier than a buttered up Charles Bronson
Ooh. I give her a right good gusset greasing. Howling like a rabid wolf she were as she squirted all over me chevvy chase. Lovely. She still cant walk straight
by Engleflange McMangletrumpet June 21, 2014
I worked her into a right frenzy with a good gusset flossing. She loved it she did. I had her bucking like a mule
by Engleflange McMangletrumpet March 10, 2014
An assortment of various queers churned spunk that dribbles out of a minceing anal cock-pit after he's been bummed daft and left in a heap like a cock gagging spunk dump
The little faggot cant walk straight and hes got paggered porridge oozing out of his busted sphincter
by Engleflange McMangletrumpet August 23, 2014
The shameful experience of being molested by an "entertainer" who dresses up as an animal character and acts friendly to lull you into a false sense of security.diverting the fact he's a rampant deviant nonce so he can touch you up inappropriately Jimmy Saville style leaving you wishing you were a leper
by Engleflange McMangletrumpet August 24, 2014
by Engleflange McMangletrumpet March 10, 2014