Stephen Merchant

Oh yeah, I forgot to sacrifice my soup to Stephen Merchant last night. Better go do it before he removes my kneecaps.
by EnderShadow10 July 20, 2020
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dickshift

When you pretend your dick is the stick in a car and make vroom vroom noises
I dickshifted myself into second gear last night and I had to use the windshield wipers
by EnderShadow10 January 02, 2023
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