Burst Matress

God my push needs a friggin trim it looks like a burst matress!

God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!
by Ems August 05, 2003
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cheese wire

cor this piece of cheese wire is cutting my arse in half.

cor if I crap my pants it will cut the log in half like a piece of cheese wire
by Ems August 05, 2003
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post-party depression

Feeling letdown, gloomy, or sometimes even lonely the day (or days) following a party or other enjoyable social event.
Person One: "What did you do all day Sunday?"
Person Two: "I was easing my post-party depression by laying in bed watching Buffy all day."
by ems September 03, 2007
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