Empress Kristi's definitions

uwuify

Changing words in a way that it is presented as some anime furry way.

Rick: How do I uwuify?
Morty: I wrote an entire essay on it and some examples...

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
H-hewwo?? da quick bwown fox jumps ovew da wazy dog. ^-^

You have cannabis?
uu haz cannabis? :O

by Empress Kristi April 13, 2022

No Bra Day

October 13 - the day where girls do not wear bras

sniff sniff

(editor note: my personal favourite best day after 30 April - send nudes day)

No bra day? But I have PE… where we share changing rooms with boys…
shet

by Empress Kristi October 13, 2022

Kim Jong-un

Ruler of North Korea that cried because birth rates in the country was falling.

Oh please, if Kim Jong-un had fed his country well enough then this definition wouldn't have been written right now.

by Empress Kristi December 30, 2023