Definitions by Empire of the Moon
J-Lo
An SUV (or full size sedan) which is parked in a space marked "compact" in the mall parking lot or public garage. The lack of available space forces the rear end of the said vehicle to stick out of neighboring cars that are smaller.
"Look at that J-Lo parked next to you! How did she even fit that thing in there?!"
The mall parking patrol looks specifically for those J-Los parked illegally in the compact spaces.
The mall parking patrol looks specifically for those J-Los parked illegally in the compact spaces.
J-Lo by Empire of the Moon December 12, 2008
cute-atarian
She's a staunch "cute-atarian", as such, she won't eat anything cute. Chickens and turkeys are fair game, but the thought of veal or lamb or even venison makes her feel nauseous.
cute-atarian by Empire of the Moon January 27, 2008
dutch wife
An inflatable, full body-length sex doll.
(More lifelike versions of the doll have begun to appear on the market in recent history. They're made of more expensive synthetic rubber type materials.)
(More lifelike versions of the doll have begun to appear on the market in recent history. They're made of more expensive synthetic rubber type materials.)
"I wonder how these sex dolls got their name dutch wife."
"Who cares about the wives and the Dutch anyway?"
"True."
"Who cares about the wives and the Dutch anyway?"
"True."
dutch wife by Empire of the Moon December 8, 2006
franchise
an entire series of the film: the original and all its subsequent sequels thereafter
(ie, James Bond/007 films, Star Wars movies, Rocky series, etc.)
(ie, James Bond/007 films, Star Wars movies, Rocky series, etc.)
Francis Ford Coppola hasn't made a real movie ever since his daughter Sophia ran the Godfather franchise into the ground.
franchise by Empire of the Moon December 6, 2006