Definitions by Emperor Nick

Emperor Palpatine 

Giving someone an Emperor Palpatine is similar to a Donkey Punch. During sexual intercourse you shoot them with a stun gun. Bonus points if you scream "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH"

Hey Samer, I Emperor Palpatined your mother last night. It was electrifying! It's really put the spark back into our love life.

Emperor Palpatine by Emperor Nick September 14, 2010

Samer's Mom 

Samer's mom is a term for MILFs who like to take it in the rear. It grew from a need for a discrete way to discuss anal MILFs in public.

Did you know Mrs. Colton is Samer's mom?

Samer's Mom by Emperor Nick July 19, 2009