3 definitions by Emperor Megas

The act of massaging someone's back, legs, sides, or any other area of the body within reach, while simultaneously stimulating their anus with your tongue -- the act being especially relaxing just after someone wakes up, and even more so at the end of tiring workday or any mentally or physically strenuous episode. The soothing relief of a deluxe massage on someone who suffers from chronic back pain cannot be overstated.
I swear Monday night feel like Sunday morning when my boyfriend gives me a deluxe massage when I get home.
by Emperor Megas February 23, 2014
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The act of oral, digital and/or sexual copulation with a female who's menstruating (or a male or female partner who's bleeding rectally), especially when blood is smeared about salaciously.
She called to postpone their hookup date because her aunt Flo was visiting, but he told her "it's cool, I'm into red play".
by Emperor Megas February 19, 2014
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A non-subtle, innuendoization of 'deluxe massage' (the act of eating someone's ass while massaging their back and/or extremities) which obviously hints to it's sexual nature.
I texted that girl from the party and said I'd give her a 'deluXXXe massage' later tonight. I doubt show knows how that works, but she definitely knows it'll be a good time.
by Emperor Megas March 5, 2014
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