Definitions by Emperor Davies

Bonquoir 

What the French call 'doing it', esp. in a theatrical manner.

Man: "So, Emperor Davies, how did it go with Miss Emmanuelle last night?"

Emperor Davies: "The whore did spread her fuzzy cleft so I thrust myself upon her from a great height and duly performed the bonquoir. Now burn this bastard, Mr Thornton!"

Bonquoir by Emperor Davies February 1, 2009