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Definitions by Emma W.

stage crush 

Stage Crush - Noun.

When seeing a theatre show, you cultivate a sense of adoration and attraction to a particular member of the cast, and can't stop thinking about them the entire time.

Stage crushes are usually dealt with once you see them offstage being mean to their friends and ignoring people they don't like, all the while making bad sexual puns.
I was watching the boy who played Roger all evening - his guitar playing was so sexy! I got a completely ridiculous stage crush. I just had to go meet him after the show! But then I saw him offstage covered in grease and sleazy smiles... and decided to hightail it outta there.
stage crush by Emma W. March 17, 2008
an attractive, usually innocent young girl who may or may not have ever engaged in sexual intercourse. Ofter used when referring to olden times.
Yonder maiden beckons!
maiden by Emma W. January 24, 2006

smarterer 

The conjugation of smarter for the uneducated or drunk.
Gaby: *slurs* I am so much smarterer then you!

Emma: "smarterer" enough to get drunk!
smarterer by Emma W. January 23, 2006