2 definitions by Elvy Swans sister
has a great sister named Bella and you should all love her very much because she is a crusty gurl and is definitely the better one out of all the Swan famalam. she is shit at singing and is very abusive to poor Bella. her boyfriend Yianni is way out of her league, he outshines her in every way possible.
by Elvy Swans sister August 12, 2019
Stella is a bum who plays to much AFL, she has a very sore eyebrow because some girl elbowed her in her game. (not sure how that works but ok) she has a growing nose and she blames it on the elbow girl but i think she is just going to have a massive nose. she hates her sister Joni because she is mean and bites Stella but i have witnessed Stella throwing things at Joni so honestly i have no sympathy. She truly believes she is crusty from the inside out. Her birthday is on the 9th of August and even though i try she refuses to have a party. Her favorite thing in the world is Casper's rug and she sadly lives for the day that i buy her one. She wants to leave Australia and go travelling and she truly believes school is a piece of shit. She would marry Barley if she could but she knows that it will not be excepted. She has an unhealthy obsession with Jordan Degoey and would gladly shave her head for him. To find a Stella, simply hang around Bunnings and sooner or later one will turn up.
by Elvy Swans sister August 12, 2019