Bob: hey bro you going to the work breakfast function today?
James: nah man I got the turps last night and I'm crook as a dog now.
Bob: haha ahh fair stick bro
James: nah man I got the turps last night and I'm crook as a dog now.
Bob: haha ahh fair stick bro
by Elvo December 18, 2016
The position you're usually in when you're on the can, pushing hard.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.
Man, I can't go on these French toilets. I can't go in the woods either, cuz it's hard to get into the fecal position.
by Elvo June 26, 2007