Elvo's definitions

fecal position

The position you're usually in when you're on the can, pushing hard.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.

Man, I can't go on these French toilets. I can't go in the woods either, cuz it's hard to get into the fecal position.

by Elvo July 27, 2007

car

Something with 4 wheels and 0 boobies.

Check out that car. Zero B00bage.

by Elvo July 16, 2007