Definitions by Elvo

masturbation 

An orgy, all on your own.

I'm into masturbation. hey, it's like an orgy, only without nasty people.

masturbation by Elvo July 16, 2007

jerk-a-holic 

Like a workaholic or an alcoholic, only addicted to masturbation instead of alcohol or work.

Jimmy is a right jerk-a-holic. He hasn't seen sunlight in weeks!

jerk-a-holic by Elvo July 16, 2007