Definitions by Elmo smoot

walk a pole 

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!

walk a pole by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018

walk a pole 

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but I had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!

walk a pole by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018

diddle dork

A deweeb that’s totally unaware of how out of touch he is with his surroundings.

That diddle dork just said “looking at a pretty girl always gives me a stiff pecker”

diddle dork by Elmo smoot March 4, 2018