infected axe wound

Referring to the female genitalia when it literally looks like it was once attacked by an angry axe.

I hit that infected axe wound even though it grossed me out.

by Ellio's Pizza January 04, 2017

popsicle cock

When the penis is exposed to cold environments long enough for it to freeze in a stretched position. This is very uncomfortable and should be heated with low heat until everything seems to be working well.

I love to ride on those snowmobiles even if I'm riding on one with your dad, but when we get back I have terrible popsicle cock.

by Ellio's Pizza January 04, 2017

Cock Yoga

The act of just fooling with it, but not full on masturbation. Penis remains mostly flaccid.

After dinner I did some cock yoga and watched Little People Big World.

by Ellio's Pizza December 16, 2016