10 definitions by Ellio's Pizza

Cowboy balls

When your testicle's become stretched after years of hitting the saddle.

I can't nude hike anymore because my cowboy balls seem to attract briars.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

weiner pot

A pot use by early indigenous people of Northern China to cook the male genitalia of fallen enemies. Eating such a very popular meal in China at the time would bring good luck during yeah of the boar.

If we are going to use the new weiner pot we should at least clean it first to avoid any weird bacteria or any other type of ailments.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

tug brothers

When two or more close friends participate in mutual masturbation. Very frequent among those who attend college.

I can't wait until after class, I'm meeting with my tug brothers.

by Ellio's Pizza December 16, 2016