Ellen Parent's definitions

LeKongolo Ball

The forgotten 4th brother of the Ball family. Brother to Lamelo, Lonzo and LiAngelo Ball and son of the GOAT Lavar Ball. He got deported to Africa after his dad deemed his basketball skills "for the monkeys". He currently lives in the Congo.

Damn, I wonder how LeKongolo Ball is doing across the sea.

by Ellen Parent April 3, 2025

Jack Peter Verril

A person who consistently gets fifth place in his debate tournament. He talks to girls the rest of his friend group hates because she ditched them. However, his savior, EP, came to the rescue and repaired his feelings.

Malakai, "Oh man, Jack Peter Verril is seriously hanging out with Lealih."
Jenny, "No way, that bitach"

by Ellen Parent January 23, 2021