1 definition by Elie and Joe
This guy is the sexiest motherfucker that has ever existed.
He will impregnate every female within 10 miles of him by just existing.
His cock is said to have been as big as an elephants trunk .
The amount of cum he releases wears off on peoples faces ,it is said to have been the reason why so many people are white.
If you ever meet someone name Roy , hide ur wives ,hide ur sisters and hide ur children ,because when he gets horny the world will be flooded with cum.
Legend has it sunglasses where invented because people kept having orgasms when they look at his face .
He once had sex for 30 years straight without busting a nut ,the woman he was having sex with died of starvation but after he finished in her mouth ,when came back to life
He once found an abandoned child on the street , so he raised that child and trained him very hard and now that child is called Johnny sins.
If a couple wants to name their son Roy
they have to make a direct request to the leader of the Roy foundation
He will impregnate every female within 10 miles of him by just existing.
His cock is said to have been as big as an elephants trunk .
The amount of cum he releases wears off on peoples faces ,it is said to have been the reason why so many people are white.
If you ever meet someone name Roy , hide ur wives ,hide ur sisters and hide ur children ,because when he gets horny the world will be flooded with cum.
Legend has it sunglasses where invented because people kept having orgasms when they look at his face .
He once had sex for 30 years straight without busting a nut ,the woman he was having sex with died of starvation but after he finished in her mouth ,when came back to life
He once found an abandoned child on the street , so he raised that child and trained him very hard and now that child is called Johnny sins.
If a couple wants to name their son Roy
they have to make a direct request to the leader of the Roy foundation
Roy is Sus
by Elie and Joe June 11, 2021