Middle school boys

Boys who thinks it’s funny as fuck to flirt with girls and then play them. They also are porn addicts and horny little bastards that think they’re the shit, but really they’re just puny annoying retards.

Guy 1: what the hell is wrong with that group of kids?
Guy 2: oh those are middle school boys

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021

Monty

Monty is a very kind and funny person, who can also be a total moron. He’s very dirty minded and his mouth gets him In trouble a lot of times. He is very trustworthy. He seems to be all jokes but he can be very serious at times. It seems like he never gets mad but he might fuck you up if your a bitch to his friends.

Girl 1) who’s that weird white boy over there
Girl 2) oh that’s Monty

Girl 1) oh he looks pretty decent. Do you know him?
Girl 2) yeah he’s my Bestfriend. He’s a moron.

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021

Middle school fights

Slapping, kicking, missed punches, and failed fighting skills that middle schoolers like to call “a fight” but in reality it’s just a punch of sissy fighting over a boy named fucking Joshua

Guy 1) did you hear about that fight yesterday with Shaqueque and Laquisha?
Guy 2) what school?
Guy 1) it was one of those middle school fights. two 8th graders

Guy 2) show me that video

Guy 2) *after the video* nah that ain’t no fight

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021