THE MOST
BADASS MOTHAFUCKA YOU WILL EVER
MEET! HE RESCUES
KITTENS FROM FIRES! HE RESCUES KITTENS FROM DROWNING! HE RESCUES KITTENS FROM TORNADOES! HE RESCUES KITTENS FROM THE JAWS OF SHARKS! HE JUST REALLY LIKES RESCUING KITTENS! MAINLY BECAUSE THEN HE KEEPS THEM!