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hooves

n. A phenomenon that occurs when a person (usually a female) wears jeans or pants that are much too long with heels and the pant covers the heel completely, stretching at the bottom to create the appearance of a hoof. Frequently sported by celebrities such as Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Lopez.

"OMG, look at Jenny's pants! They're so long she has hooves!"

by El W May 8, 2009