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Definitions by El Pulpo Guapo

joy hammer 

The name every man on planet earth gives his penis.
Jack: Hey baby, my joy hammer is ready to fix all your problems.
Jill: Sorry dude, I had my heart set on a pink taco...
joy hammer by El Pulpo Guapo November 8, 2015

homo plaintextus 

An early form of lesser-evolved human being known for its use of primitive tools such as plain-text emails.
Jack: "I just got an email from John. Can you believe that Homo Plaintextus sent it in plain text?"
Jill: "Are you kidding? And he sent it from Hotmail? Obviously a very early example of the species."