When the use of speech to text technology results in a text (sms) message or email that reads as if the person typing it was having an ischemic stroke.
Ray: Where you at?
Jimmie: just vent 2 zoom moon sand bubble in iraq
Ray: You ok, man?
Jimmie: yes, srry, speech to stroke. *Just went to the bathroom and be right back*
Jimmie: just vent 2 zoom moon sand bubble in iraq
Ray: You ok, man?
Jimmie: yes, srry, speech to stroke. *Just went to the bathroom and be right back*
by El Jquan2 January 22, 2021
What dumbfucks and/or dumbcunts on power trips impose when they mistakenly believe, against all evidence and W.H.O. pronouncements to the contrary, that viruses carry an atlas or have GPS and give a shit about a line on a map.
George Jung: "What's a Travel Ban? I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to anything. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a cough.”
Judge: "Well unfortunately for you, Sir, I'm a dumbcunt, and although the line you crossed was imaginary and had coughs on both sides, now you're going to have to wax the governor's balls."
Judge: "Well unfortunately for you, Sir, I'm a dumbcunt, and although the line you crossed was imaginary and had coughs on both sides, now you're going to have to wax the governor's balls."
by El Jquan2 December 09, 2020
What Trump do.
Pence: "Brah, we lost 2020, yo!"
Trump: "Yeah, but if we didn't, though."
Graham: "Flipity, Flopity, Flu"
Darth Trump: "It's Sedition, then."
Trump: "Yeah, but if we didn't, though."
Graham: "Flipity, Flopity, Flu"
Darth Trump: "It's Sedition, then."
by El Jquan2 January 07, 2021
Pronunciation: Cōve • er • ēaction
Institutional and/or individual overreaction to the realities of the true statistical danger presented by COVID-19.
Institutional and/or individual overreaction to the realities of the true statistical danger presented by COVID-19.
Deb: The Today Show has me so scared I'm wearing a mask in the car by myself.
Guy: That would be a typical Covereaction, turn off the news, Karen.
Guy: That would be a typical Covereaction, turn off the news, Karen.
by El Jquan2 July 09, 2020