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Definitions by El Jquan2

Speech to Stroke 

When the use of speech to text technology results in a text (sms) message or email that reads as if the person typing it was having an ischemic stroke.
Ray: Where you at?
Jimmie: just vent 2 zoom moon sand bubble in iraq
Ray: You ok, man?
Jimmie: yes, srry, speech to stroke. *Just went to the bathroom and be right back*
Speech to Stroke by El Jquan2 January 22, 2021
What Trump do.
Pence: "Brah, we lost 2020, yo!"
Trump: "Yeah, but if we didn't, though."
Graham: "Flipity, Flopity, Flu"
Darth Trump: "It's Sedition, then."
Sedition by El Jquan2 January 6, 2021

Travel Ban 

What dumbfucks and/or dumbcunts on power trips impose when they mistakenly believe, against all evidence and W.H.O. pronouncements to the contrary, that viruses carry an atlas or have GPS and give a shit about a line on a map.
George Jung: "What's a Travel Ban? I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to anything. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a cough.”

Judge: "Well unfortunately for you, Sir, I'm a dumbcunt, and although the line you crossed was imaginary and had coughs on both sides, now you're going to have to wax the governor's balls."
Travel Ban by El Jquan2 December 8, 2020

covereaction 

Pronunciation: Cōve • er • ēaction

Institutional and/or individual overreaction to the realities of the true statistical danger presented by COVID-19.
Deb: The Today Show has me so scared I'm wearing a mask in the car by myself.
Guy: That would be a typical Covereaction, turn off the news, Karen.
covereaction by El Jquan2 July 8, 2020