Definitions by El Hefe 13

Tits on bacon 

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.

"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"

Tits on bacon by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

yard shitting 

When one takes revenge on an enemy by deficating in their yard.

Dude pissed me off... I'm going yard shitting tonight!

yard shitting by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016