Tits on bacon

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.
"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"
by El Hefe 13 January 06, 2016
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yard shitting

When one takes revenge on an enemy by deficating in their yard.
Dude pissed me off... I'm going yard shitting tonight!
by El Hefe 13 January 06, 2016
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