Definitions by El Gordo Flaco

crash gordon 

Used when describing a completely exhausted condition where you want to sit around and sloth all day, grazing on various snack foods.

A play on "Flash Gordon".

Dude, I am crash gordon today! I am gonna call in sick to work so I can watch UFC all day and eat nachos.

crash gordon by El Gordo Flaco May 16, 2008