Sexual intercourse between clowns.
Reporter 1: Barnum & Bailey is under an investigation regarding alleged cloitus in the arena of...
Reporter 2: Please, I just ate.
Fellow Wisconsin Brethren, or F*cking Wisconsin Bastard. Illinois's answer to fib
The official religions of FWBs are Badgermania, a variant of Catholicism called Friday Night Fish Fryism, and most prominetly, Packerism.