Definitions by El Conejo de Pascua

cloitus 

Sexual intercourse between clowns.

Reporter 1: Barnum & Bailey is under an investigation regarding alleged cloitus in the arena of...
Reporter 2: Please, I just ate.

cloitus by El Conejo de Pascua March 6, 2008

fwb 

Fellow Wisconsin Brethren, or F*cking Wisconsin Bastard. Illinois's answer to fib.

The official religions of FWBs are Badgermania, a variant of Catholicism called Friday Night Fish Fryism, and most prominetly, Packerism.

fwb by El Conejo de Pascua March 3, 2008