Scutters

An Irish slang word meaning runny poo or diarrhoea.

After a hot curry and 6 pints of Harp my wife always gets the scutters and stinks the house out.

by El Chairman How October 27, 2007

Footjob

The best a man can get.

My wand of lust got caressed so hard by a cute bit of crumpet last night that when I shot my gentlemens relish it nearly blew her toes clean off! Man I love footjobs!!!!!!

by El Chairman How June 05, 2020