Definitions by Ejaculate

Twinkie 

A short gay male,usually a leprechaun. Also referred to as a twink. They are notorious for being curvier for shrek than male strippers, mudslides, and mike pence. It is said they taste and act like a Twinkie bar. Cheap and sugary. Their fetishes include shitting in mouth, golden showers, and gangbangs.

Twinkie: "have you seen that porno '2 Twinkies 1 rainbow"
Normal : "no"

Twinkie: "you should watch it"
Normall: "fuck no"

Twinkie by Ejaculate June 7, 2017

fuf 

to fuck a really hot french woman

i have had the pleasure to fuf so many girls in my life it is awesome

fuf by ejaculate May 13, 2005

phurf 

to fuck a lady who is a slut, who has boned many people before you.

Last night, i phurfed this girl and she said she boned 50 people before me

phurf by ejaculate May 13, 2005