11 definitions by Eisel Dier
Somebody who has a boyband addiction is basicaly someone with a boyband fetish who can't get a man,woman or tranny, so they can't perform intercourse to the croonings of West-life.Instead they wank over boybands music videos and pictures, listening to boyband music and reading boyband interviews get them sexually aroused.
Signs of Boyband addiction include:
- A Vast collection of Westlife,boyzone and take that Cds.
- A subscription to smash hits magazine.
- Wearing a tank tops in front of other men.
- Dog tags.
- A subscription the The Box
- Serveral sticky copies of westlife's greatest hits and smash hits magazine under their bed.(c'mon blantantly obivious)
- And reading/watching anything that includes Louis walsh.
Signs of Boyband addiction include:
- A Vast collection of Westlife,boyzone and take that Cds.
- A subscription to smash hits magazine.
- Wearing a tank tops in front of other men.
- Dog tags.
- A subscription the The Box
- Serveral sticky copies of westlife's greatest hits and smash hits magazine under their bed.(c'mon blantantly obivious)
- And reading/watching anything that includes Louis walsh.
Aimie:So me and Liam ended up in bed, last night.
Cousin:Did you show your cock?
Aimie:I'll ignore that,no he couldn't get a boner.
Cousin:I'm not suprised at your prices!
Aimie:Shut up,what wrong with him?
Cousin:Well he has a boyband addiction, so trying singing some westlife or dressing up as Louis Walsh
Cousin:Did you show your cock?
Aimie:I'll ignore that,no he couldn't get a boner.
Cousin:I'm not suprised at your prices!
Aimie:Shut up,what wrong with him?
Cousin:Well he has a boyband addiction, so trying singing some westlife or dressing up as Louis Walsh
by Eisel Dier April 1, 2007
George:Matt r u gay?
Matt:N(interuprted
Graham:Yes,Agreed
George:Agreed'd
(Later)
George:U fuckin Twat-Ter!
Matt:N(interuprted
Graham:Yes,Agreed
George:Agreed'd
(Later)
George:U fuckin Twat-Ter!
by Eisel Dier March 23, 2007
(Usually followed up with a slap to the face on the Wham!)
A politicly correct way of mimicing the Cilit Bang adverts, without offending any Suicide Bombers trevelling on the tube with you.
or
A phase used when happy slapping George Michael.
A politicly correct way of mimicing the Cilit Bang adverts, without offending any Suicide Bombers trevelling on the tube with you.
or
A phase used when happy slapping George Michael.
Hi I'm Barry Scott,Wham! and the dirt is gone!
Eisel:Oi, isn't that George Michael comotosed over there?
Chris:Yeah
Eisel:Get ur phone ready
Hey george, Wham! and the dirt is gone!
Eisel:Oi, isn't that George Michael comotosed over there?
Chris:Yeah
Eisel:Get ur phone ready
Hey george, Wham! and the dirt is gone!
by Eisel Dier March 23, 2007
by Eisel Dier April 8, 2007