Do you know what Sarah meant? When she said; "You, be my guest and keep the pace. To save your face, you'll never make the place. Why do you even run the race?
by Eggy Bread 69 July 30, 2023

An omelette made in a woman's vagina using as many eggs as can fit, with a man's cum as a replacement for milk.
by Eggy Bread 69 July 30, 2023

An absolute stunning girl who I love so much. She has the best smile and is amazing to sit with on long coach journeys. She has an incredible music taste and will happily sing and dance along like nobody's watching.
Hey is that Magda over there? Her dancing is great!
No that could never be Magda, she's nowhere near as pretty.
No that could never be Magda, she's nowhere near as pretty.
by Eggy Bread 69 July 30, 2023

by Eggy Bread 69 July 30, 2023
