Robert

A weird, sizeist, ableist, xenophobic, sexist, racist criminal who is also the grammar police and a certified math genius who's just overall annoying and rude.
Ugh Robert.
by Eggplant Pappi December 01, 2022
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Dirty Molly

She’s a hoe and you know it. Her body count is higher than the Empire State Building. She’s not afraid to strip in front of people because it’s likely they’ve seen it all before. Like drugs? She’s done em all. She’s your school popular girl with a shit ton of friends. Nice ass super hot and can suck dick like nobody else. She’s a heartbreaker and a relationship hopper. She’s never single for long. She’s a bitch but a lovable one at that. She’s a keeper.
There ain’t nobody like that Dirty Molly
by Eggplant Pappi May 05, 2020
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