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An artificially inflated number of "steps", commonly acquired by single men wearing a fitness tracker/smart watch on their wank hand.
"What are you getting up to tonight?"
"Well, I was going to go for a walk...but I think I'll just stay home, get a few thousand bachelor steps in, and watch some Netflix"
"Well, I was going to go for a walk...but I think I'll just stay home, get a few thousand bachelor steps in, and watch some Netflix"
by Eff Dee Emm September 26, 2017
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