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Definitions by Edwina rose

Emotional Tampon 

A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.
"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"
Emotional Tampon by Edwina rose February 17, 2024

snappy gentlemen 

The snappy gentleman is a a clapping fart it claps as it leaves the anus making a smacking effect. Best achieved while sitting on a hard chair or surface. A mild sent but can go all the way to a horrible stench.
"Who just pulled that snappy gentlemen!"
snappy gentlemen by Edwina rose April 11, 2022
A less vulgar way to say anus. Karen's may use this to regect the scientific name and say anusio to their kids instad of anus.
"Did you see that guys anusio, it looked like butt" or "the man's anusio was bleached to perfection"
anusio by Edwina rose April 11, 2022