Definitions by Edwin J. Hill

Columbus Side Car 

Fucking a person in their Colostomy bag hole.

That guy had a third input, so I gave him a Columbus Side Car.

Columbus Side Car by Edwin J. Hill April 17, 2009

Lake Erie Light House 

When you take an air horn and shove it up someone's ass.

He was being a little mouthy so I gave him a Lake Erie Light House. That shut him up.

Lake Erie Light House by Edwin J. Hill April 17, 2009

German Bomb Shelter 

When you take someone and put them in a large box, take a shit on them and then kick them down a flight of stairs.

I gave her a German Bomb Shelter. She won't be coming back again.

German Bomb Shelter by Edwin J. Hill April 17, 2009