Edwin J. Hill's definitions

Columbus Side Car

Fucking a person in their Colostomy bag hole.

That guy had a third input, so I gave him a Columbus Side Car.

by Edwin J. Hill April 17, 2009

Lake Erie Light House

When you take an air horn and shove it up someone's ass.

He was being a little mouthy so I gave him a Lake Erie Light House. That shut him up.

by Edwin J. Hill April 17, 2009

German Bomb Shelter

When you take someone and put them in a large box, take a shit on them and then kick them down a flight of stairs.

I gave her a German Bomb Shelter. She won't be coming back again.

by Edwin J. Hill April 17, 2009