Eduard Cuntënheimer's definitions

arsenipples

Arsenipples are large angry buboes or boils found on the ass cheeks of soapdodgers, bums and munters

Gawd, I've been sitting here for so long I've grown ARSENIPPLES

by Eduard Cuntënheimer June 23, 2009

scrotastic

Something is ball tinglingly good

My! You are looking simply scrotastic tonight,my dear

by Eduard Cuntënheimer January 2, 2005

trousercough

Southern English slang (one of the many) for passing gas. Similar in use to trousertrumpet.

Ooops! I just had a trousercough, open a window!

by Eduard Cuntënheimer January 1, 2005