Definitions by Eduard Cuntënheimer

arsenipples

Arsenipples are large angry buboes or boils found on the ass cheeks of soapdodgers, bums and munters

Gawd, I've been sitting here for so long I've grown ARSENIPPLES

arsenipples by Eduard Cuntënheimer June 23, 2009

scrotastic 

Something is ball tinglingly good

My! You are looking simply scrotastic tonight,my dear

scrotastic by Eduard Cuntënheimer January 2, 2005

trousercough 

Southern English slang (one of the many) for passing gas. Similar in use to trousertrumpet.

Ooops! I just had a trousercough, open a window!

trousercough by Eduard Cuntënheimer January 1, 2005