Eddy mcknight's definitions

Lorren

The male spelling of the name "Lauren", aka the best sounding name in all humanity; a guy that seems to be normal but in actuality has various obsessions with stationary, hardcore metal music that blasts out your ears as well as ocean noises that sound like nothingness, apples, occasional styling glue, and discussing life in general. When in doubt with the world, tends to make up original phrases such as "shwewdghjs" or "asldewdhjyeshit" to express frustration. Feels good about donating to the homeless, frequently goes 'ape shit' over nostalgia, and makes spontaneous book purchases.

"sjakdkhewkdhwe"
"oh, that's just a Lorren letting out his inner distraught"

by Eddy mcknight November 30, 2009