bumsmuther

the act of rubbing your un washed brown eye in one's face.

dude that guy got a nasty bumsmuther last night.

by Eddy Mac October 10, 2006

slippery sam

a shit that falls out fast enough to break the procelin

after I ate the chicken i had the best slippery sam ever.

by Eddy Mac October 10, 2006

browndoodle

a dump thin enough the mistake for cat shit.

i thought i had a mad dump brewin but it was just a browndoodle.

by Eddy mac October 12, 2006