Ed Shitrat's definitions

Jacob

The most obnoxious mf to ever walk the earth. He thinks that everyone is madly in love with him. Anything that comes out of his grimy, musty ass mouth is certified dog shit and probably the most annoying thing you ever hear. This man has no hygiene whatsoever, and probably doesn't wash his ass.

"You see Jacob over there?"

"Oh, that fucking douche? Yeah, I see him."

by Ed Shitrat April 7, 2022