Kansas Tornado

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.

My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"

by Ed Rooney Jr September 06, 2016

Pull a Newman

When a full grown man throws a hissy fit and goes back on his word

Mike: "Noah just left the fantasy football league."
Mark: "What? Did he Pull a Newman?"
Mike: "No. I kicked him out of the league before he could quit."

by Ed Rooney Jr April 19, 2018